Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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