if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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