Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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