wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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