Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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