A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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