I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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