I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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