It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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