the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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