I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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