Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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