I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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