I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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