The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I wear drunk well.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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