**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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