i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
