Why are handjobs necessary in class?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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