Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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