Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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