If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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