god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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