I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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