At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
