I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You are a genius and a whore.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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