ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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