So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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