Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
