he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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