Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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