Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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