I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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