...so i touched it.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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