I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
