the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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