Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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