people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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