TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Randomize
