I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
where am i from again
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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