Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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