Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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