then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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