That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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