i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
