oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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