somebody snuck up and got me drunk
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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