So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
In America we eat man semen.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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