we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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