does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Actions speak louder than pants.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
this hospital has no fireball
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
