Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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