So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
