you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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